I've never really sat behind Captains drumkit until last Monday, when Captain and James decided to have a band weigh-in, in their pants. The fear of seeing Captain in his jocks posing on a set of scales to the sound of Hero by Bonnie Tyler, was a bit overpowering for a Monday night.So I sat with sticks in hand blanking out the view.

James has mastered the catalogue pose you will be glad to hear. Though I'm not sure Littlewoods or Grattan would like him having one hanging out of the side while stood in the Cairngorms.